this was an actual conversation I had today, with an actual client.
Client M: Ms. Celina, I ordered a few movies last month for christmas. (referring to his cable bill)
Me: Well, I'm sure that's ok.
Client M: Well, Ms. Celina, you just tell me how many I can get.
Me: probably somewhere between 1-3 a month. no more than that, ok?
Client M: Probably not even that. It won't happen again, it was just for Christmas.
Me: ok. What movies did you watch?
Client M: Some alkfjdla (a word I didn't catch).
Me: what was that?
Client M: Some porn.
Me: (stunned)....Oh....ok.
6 years ago
